short / apple / buddha
I am short... Certainly shorter than my wife... but I feel that's not an issue. My pal at work thinks it is for some reason.
Another colleague had an "epiphany" and decided I look like a happy, fat buddha. Thanks for that, mate!
The most interesting response was "Apple" from my wife... I hope she thinks I am the "Apple" of her eye...but I feel she too thinks I am an obsessive Apple Fanboy. More fuel for the fire, if even my love thinks this.